Well finally, the truth about beards

Finally I get to see my tax money spent well. Two Australian Academics from the University of NSW have published results of their study on beards. They found that 1men's attractiveness, parenting skills, health and masculinity all increase when a bloke has a beard. 1. "women's perceptions" conveniently omitted

Sure I might be biased, this photo of me was taken many years ago and my awesomeness has lengthened since them

While the article on news.com.au is a very encouraging read for my bearded brethren I was a little disheartened to learn that my own wife appears to be a statistical anomaly and isn't a fan of the beard.  It's only been a few years, she just needs more time, it'll grow on her. ;)

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